Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Mammogram Central!

A rite of womanhood. Got my very first mam two weeks ago. The tekkie Diane was pleasant and warm and I should have asked her for dinner afterwards. She manipulated (manhandled aka mandled) my right boob so it was as big and flat as a dinner plate. Possibly larger. At least I know there aren't any chunko glunko tumors hiding in there. A raisin would look like a mountain in there.

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